I have been running a data-mining operation for the last few years, using the image of a privacy guru as a cover. That means all mail, XMPP "private" messages, files you've confidentially shared with me - have been used to build a profile on each and every one of you. As well as anything you've done on this site - IPs, visit times, referers - I've grabbed it all. If you think your darknets have protected you, think again - I had long backdoored the common ones, which is why I did not mind running hidden services, since I could correlate all the activity anyway. But surely your local data is safe...or is it? Have you ever downloaded and opened a file from my site? Have you scanned it for malware? Thought so.
"But diggy, what about your reports on capitalism and libertarianism? You hated the jungle mindset, didn't you?"
That was part of the cover. The most fearsome jungle beast is not the tiger or shark you can spot from a mile away, but the snake that - perfectly hidden by the blades of grass - sneaks up on you and with one swift strike injects its venom.
And what about the nutrition advice? Yeah, it's all bullshit. If you were naive enough to follow it, you have received toxic doses of selenium, iodine, vit C, vit D, and manganese. Better get tested for that cancer or arterial calcification that you now surely have, hahaha! Next time, listen to the experts from the Institute of Medicine...if you live long enough to be able to do so, anyway. Oh, and enjoy your AIDS Covid pneumonia from avoiding the life-saving vaccine.
So what am I going to do with all this data? Sell it? I am not interested in material possessions. Report some of you terrorists to the feds? I do not work with anyone else, nor care about justice. Use it for blackmail? There's nothing you could do for me. All I care about is inflicting as much PAIN as humanly (or inhumanly) possible. Therefore, all this data will get leaked right here today at 6 PM, GMT. Prepare for everyone to learn your terrorist plans, porn habits, and other spicy stuff I have been scrupulously stashing away on my tape drive aptly dubbed the "Tapes of Pain". I am the Demon of Pain, and the flood of pain is approaching!
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wtf diggy you fucking traitor
scum of the earth
fuck you
delete the data diggy
I'll rape your ass